Advice to Noah Inhofer

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On episode 6 of The Ultimate Fighter, Noah Inhofer revealed to the world that he is a wussy.

When he received the letter, all the other fighters in the house thought a relative had got into a car accident, gotten sick, or someone had died.  Hell, I thought that it couldn’t be too bad, maybe his gold fish died.

Nope.

His girlfriend (AKA Master) was upset at him!

From The Ultimate Fighter's official site:

Status: Eliminated - Episode 6
Noah eliminated himself from the competition when he chose to call his girlfriend after receiving a disturbing letter accusing him of cheating on her.

Damn, and they were only dating for 6 months too.

My advice?

He needs to hook up with seduction guru David DeAngelo.  He probably would think that Noah’s girlfriend (AKA Master) was just throwing one of her "tests".

He needs to sign up for the Double Your Dating mailing list, maybe check out some of his products (maybe “On Being A Man”), and de-wussify himself.